Deagen's Recent Ramblings

D Boy finishes his 2nd piece of toast and asks me for another one.

Me: "Are you sure you want another one?"

DB: "YES MOOOOMMMMM!"

I took his plate and headed to the kitchen.

DB: "UH OHHH!"

I whip around and look at him and see that he's looking down at his stomach.

Me: "What? What is it?"

DB: Still looking down at his stomach. "I'M GETTING BIG!"

Me: Laughing. "You sure are!"

DB: Stands up in his chair and pushes out his stomach. "Look at my tummy, it's bigger!"

D Hubs was about to walk out the door to head to work.

DB: "Bye dad, don't get in a car crash." (!! Mmmkay...)

DB was sitting at the kitchen table and he dropped food on the floor. So he got down from the chair and was about to bend down to get it, but he paused.

DB: "Mom, I'll be right back."

Then he took in a huge breath of air and held it in like he was going to go under water as his head disappeared under the table.

DB: "Mom, I need to tell you something in your ear."

I lean down so he can reach my ear.

DB: As loud as he could, "ROOOOAAAARRRR!"

In the car after I picked him up from school.

Me: "So how was school today?"

DB: "A bad boy bit my friend's nose! He's mean! I want to beat him up!"